Welcome to the World of The King
The King is not a humble design. It’s bold, proud, and made for those who know their place — at the top of the workbench hierarchy. Whether it’s true or just a running joke, this tee says it loud: King of Woodcarving.
So if you’ve earned the title (or just act like it), wear it like you mean it. With pride, with irony, with perfectly crossed chisels.
Dress Like
You Rule!
One design, three moods.
Whether you’re shaping masterpieces or delegating from your workshop throne, these Versatile shirts have you covered.
Stay Warm,
Stay Supreme!
This hoodie wraps you in royal comfort. Warm enough for cold shops, cool enough for the king of detail work. Ideal for those who reign over grain.
Gear Fit for a King
Carve. Sip.
Rule. Repeat.
These mugs are for rulers of the bench, masters of the mallet, and champions of the coffee break.
Carry It
Like a King!
This tote holds your tools, plans, or snacks with royal efficiency. No squire needed.
A little note before you go
Every item is made to order and shipped as locally as possible. Less waste, less hassle — more time to rule your domain with style, sarcasm, or actual skills.